A Sad Day for Mary Poppins' Lovers

After a wintery snow storm hit the midwest over the weekend, news has hit the world hard that Mary Poppins, famed nanny, has disappeared. Last seen as she left her latest charge in Novia Scotia last Thursday it was rumored that she was traveling south and west towards Cabo San Lucas to help a pair of rambunctious and spoiled tweens on vacation.

News of her disappearance has saddened many of her former clients and a photo just in from Central Wisconsin does not bode well for her well being.